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Friday, September 25th, 2009

I'm going to murder my husband.

That's right. JimtheLimey is a dead man. Don't worry, I realize that I've admitted that I'm his killer-to-be, but I am confident that when you hear what he has done, no jury will convict me.

Earlier this evening, Liam and I came home. I put him in his high chair and went to the kitchen to fix his dinner. In the corner of our dark kitchen I found this:





So, Jim dear, if you're reading this, here is your fair warning: Sleep with one eye open, 'cause retribution day is coming.


38 Comments
merritttise
Yikes, that is really scary. Jim, watch out!
Merritt   Friday, September 25, 2009
k8day
I would have pooped myself! I will help you kill him if you like :)
K8Day   Friday, September 25, 2009
Ames
You do have a large yard, Kati. Do you think you could spare a small plot, say 6ft long by 6ft deep? Somewhere near the back fence is preferable.
Ames   Friday, September 25, 2009
lgrant
The next time we see Jim he may resemble this. :)
LGrant   Friday, September 25, 2009
JimTheLimey
I love you, sweetie.
JimTheLimey   Friday, September 25, 2009
RAGrise
Evil, he is evil and deserves to die. If a knife mysteriously shows up at my house in a box I will dispose of it. If any bloody clothing show up I will also take care of that.
Richie & Ashley   Friday, September 25, 2009
Ames
LOL!!!! Thanks Ashley! I appreciate that I have accomplices in this..... not accomplices, I mean, innocent companions in this non-crime.
Ames   Friday, September 25, 2009
_DELETED_soundchick
Jim this joke might be in slightly poor taste with the events of the last week. I'm with Ames.
soundchick   Friday, September 25, 2009
Ames
PS- Jim, don't try to back peddle now. The time for back peddling was before you dressed a knife wielding 6 foot tall mannequin in bloody clothes and placed him in my kitchen. Nice try though.
Ames   Friday, September 25, 2009
lgrant
I'm not sure there is ever a time for a trick like this except maybe Halloween night. :) I think Jim's number is up. :)
LGrant   Friday, September 25, 2009
Ames
Soundchick has an excellent point. The amount of unfunny has been elevated. You're lucky those recent events weren't on my mind or else you're newly acquired dummy would've been in pieces on the front yard.
Ames   Friday, September 25, 2009
JimTheLimey
and hes wearing the woolly pumpkin hat.
JimTheLimey   Friday, September 25, 2009
ktspencer
Jim, I think you've really done it this time. I have a great place for you to hide out if you need it, Ames! :) (SHEESH... BOYS!!!)
KTkat   Friday, September 25, 2009
lgrant
We haven't even discussed how Liam feels about his hat being used.
LGrant   Friday, September 25, 2009
JimTheLimey
discussed?? it was his idea. !
JimTheLimey   Friday, September 25, 2009
ktspencer
that's pretty sneaky, trying to blame this on Liam?! No one with such incredible laundry skills could be responsible for this type of yuckyness. :D
KTkat   Friday, September 25, 2009
George
Jim, I appreciate that enough to offer you a room here for as long as you need to stay away to let the dust settle and the steam to dissipate.
LimeyGeorge   Friday, September 25, 2009
Joe
I'm telling the loss prevention department.
Joe   Friday, September 25, 2009
igna83
I only have three words to say: MANAGEABLE LITTLE PIECES.
Angi   Friday, September 25, 2009
BlackCatsFan
Reminds me of 8 Simple Rules where Man with axe in head tells Kyle, "Take off the mask." and then "And the other one."
Incidentally, Ames darling, care to rethink murdering my son?
LimeyJim'sDad   Saturday, September 26, 2009
reera
A wood chipper can be quite efficient for getting rid of the evidence or shall we say organic material. (Sorry, I am a big fan of the gruesome genre.)
dannie   Saturday, September 26, 2009
nheinzel
Angi: LOL!!!
!   Saturday, September 26, 2009
k8day
Everytime I look at these pictures, I think how I probably would have run from the house screaming and not gone back in! This is so not funny!

Amy, I picked out the perfect spot in the backyard to bury him! Stop by anytime to examine the plot.
K8Day   Saturday, September 26, 2009
lgrant
I haven't heard much support for Jim (other than loyalty from his dad). I'd watch my back, Jim.
LGrant   Saturday, September 26, 2009
dennydeaton
That's a nice chest freezer. It would make for a great kegerator one day.
Denny Deaton   Saturday, September 26, 2009
hawkwolf
Considering some of the crap that he has put on HUMZOO, there are many of us that would swear you were innocent. If you don't kill him, put him on a slow ship to England.
BeanCounter37   Saturday, September 26, 2009
hawkwolf
They are trying to sell Al Capones Hideaway in Wiscnsin. Maybe you could buy the aforementioned property and bury this guy on it. A simpler solution is bring him to the East Coast and feed him to the Sharks. There are some people less than 50 miles from me that can make him disappear and never be seen. Does he have a lot of insurance on him?
BeanCounter37   Saturday, September 26, 2009
BlackCatsFan
I have to admire the cool way Ames reached for her camera when confronted by that ghastly sight!!!!!!!!
LimeyJim'sDad   Saturday, September 26, 2009
Ames
At the request of my father-in-law, whom I am fond of, I have decided not to eradicate JimtheLimey on this occasion. Instead, there will be many weeks of honey-do chores for him as repayment for scaring the bejesus out of me.

All of those who offered their aid in the way of disposal and/or concealment: your names and addresses have been noted in case your services are needed in the near future. Thanks! ;-)
Ames   Saturday, September 26, 2009
BlackCatsFan
It is difficult to express just how relieved I am by this stay of execution. The Atlantic Ocean is also greatly reassuring as a buffer zone. The extremely handsome grandson you have given me would never forgive you anyway, despite the almost-beard his father has seen fit to grow. I could do with learning more about folks such as Beancounter37 who has offered less than the support Limey Jim deserves. Finally where does K8Day live?
LimeyJim'sDad   Saturday, September 26, 2009
Ames
Beancounter37 is a cranky, small-minded, old man whose opinions and remarks are best left ignored. We have never met and I hope we never do.

K8Day is my sister-in-law. She and my brother, Joe (and Charlotte) live about 15 minutes from us.

By the way, your extremely handsome grandson is extremely grumpy from his lack of naps today. He is in his crib right now telling his monkey about his sad state of affairs.
Ames   Saturday, September 26, 2009
Ames
And now he's asleep. Phew!
Ames   Saturday, September 26, 2009
k8day
I do agree with Jim's dad about you being cool-headed enough to grab the camera. I might have started beating the thing with whatever was handy. Looking back at all my comments on this, I have a wide range of reactions to finding a knife wielding maniac in my kitchen! :)
K8Day   Saturday, September 26, 2009
runt
If you ever change your mind on the erradication of your husband just remember this line from Fried Green Tomatoes...."This is the best bbq I ever et"

Just sayin'. : )
runt   Saturday, September 26, 2009
igna83
I love that movie.
Angi   Saturday, September 26, 2009
Ames
"Secret's in the sauce" ;-)
Ames   Sunday, September 27, 2009
BlackCatsFan
Speaking about sauce, you should see the instant gravy I put on my potato and meat pie. Why does instant gravy go lumpy when instant coffee doen't, not that I drink instant coffee. I'm working my way through the 8 packets of ground coffee I brought back from France - some cost more than 1!
LimeyJim'sDad   Sunday, September 27, 2009
This has to be one of the funniest blogs and threads I've read!

... and I'm with you Ames!
VimesFan   Thursday, December 10, 2009
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