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Monday, September 15th, 2008
Effluent, underwear fires, etc...

Sometimes at work you get a foreboding feeling that something of great sucktitude is approaching.

I hate that feeling, because it's usually right.

Today an effluent applicator truck showed up in the driveway with 'a couple of cracks that needed fixed right quick'. for those unfamiliar with such things, this truck hauls and then sprays 4700 gallons of water and pig poop on fields. Big, heavy, smelly piece of equipment.

After hosing off several loads worth of caked-on crap, we inspect it closer. 'couple of cracks' turned into 'This this is cracked all over the place'. And when tanks crack... they leak.

Now the adventure gets even more fun, as most of the cracks are between the framerails, a space already quite full with axle mounts, air tanks, crossmembers, and other various truck parts, which doensn't leave much room for some big, tall yahoo with a welder.

Overhead welding is a pain in the butt under ideal conditions, as gravity likes taking the steel you are trying to melt together and dropping it on the floor and/or the operator. Wedged under a truck with smelly liquids and red-hot globs of molten steel falling in your lap is far from ideal.conditions A few hours, several profanity-laden outbursts and no less than 3 holes burned in my underwear later, it's done.

My co-workers comment to all of this: " I notice we never get to work on trucks that haul flowers."
8 Comments
nheinzel
1) OMG, that's hilarious!!! Big Dog, you never disappoint!
!   Monday, September 15, 2008
lgrant
2) LOL...that is classic. We all forget someone has to do jobs like this! Great blog! :)
LGrant   Tuesday, September 16, 2008
spike
3) Sounds like a Monday to me.
Spike   Tuesday, September 16, 2008
reera
4) I think you need a lead apron to protect the family jewels. Thanks for starting my day with a laugh.
dannie   Tuesday, September 16, 2008
justmeg
5) I hate to laugh because it does seem like it was a day with great "suckitude" (I love that word) but your co-workers comment just killed me!
justmeg   Tuesday, September 16, 2008
hawkwolf
6) Don't the farmers in Missouri use hog lagoons? What you were working on sounds like a German "Honey Wagon".
BeanCounter37   Tuesday, September 16, 2008
mattandrobyn
7) You need to contact Mike Rowe for the Discovery show "Dirty Jobs"!
I think the lead apron is a good suggestion.
Robyn&Matt   Tuesday, September 16, 2008
BigDog
8) After the first sparks i tried making a gonad guard ouf of cardboard to at least slow the spartks down, and it did help a little.
Very little.

I agree, I need protective gear before I try that again.
BigDog   Tuesday, September 16, 2008
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