Wednesday, January 21st, 2009
Letter to Diane Keaton. Dear Diane,
Do you have your vocal cords insured?
If not, you should. I'm just sayin'. I mean, if J-Lo can insure her buttocks for like 10 million dollars or something, I'm sure you can do the same with your 'cords.
...because I've yet to see a movie starring you that doesn't also star your trademark yells of despair and distress. Seriously.
I am over you. And your shrieking. EFF.
Love,
Bri.
PS--Lose the Lennon glasses.
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6 Comments
1) Wow! This is perhaps the first anti-Diane Keaton blog I've ever read. Beware all Keatons! From Michael to Alex P., you could be next.
Bill Pearch Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Bill Pearch Wednesday, January 21, 20092) I'm not a huge fan but I do like Baby Boom. :) I've always thought it was funny for someone to insure body parts. Was Betty Grable the first with getting her legs insured?? LGrant Wednesday, January 21, 2009
LGrant Wednesday, January 21, 20093) So which movie did you just see her in to prompt this note? I too think her glasses might be on the John Lennon side but I do like her hair and her style. And to add to your list, she always wears white and turtlenecks sometimes even at the same time. But I still like her, so don't bash too harshly. SA Tenor Wednesday, January 21, 2009
SA Tenor Wednesday, January 21, 20094) Do ya'll know why John Lennon wore glasses like he did? I don't know if Diane Keaton does for the same reason or not. runt Wednesday, January 21, 2009
runt Wednesday, January 21, 20095) I like her, but I'm so sick of listening to her SHRIEK in EVERY movie. I've seen "Because I Said So" like three times this week and last night my friend and I watched "First Wives Club."...that shriek. I'm telling you. It's the shriek of despair, uncertainty, and insecurity and I can tolerate it no more! Away from my ears, woman! Bri Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Bri Wednesday, January 21, 20096) It's not always easy in Hollywood for women her age to get good roles. They say it over and over. Maybe shrieking roles are all they will allow her these days. LGrant Wednesday, January 21, 2009
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