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Wednesday, January 14th, 2009
Things I Know.

I know:

1. I actually enjoy the Chris Brown Doublemint commercial. Probably because it makes me want to dance a little. Or at least bob my head.
2. I am already wearing out my new Rock Band drums. Oops. I just rock way too hard.
3. I love banana pudding.
4. I love it even more if there are REAL bananas in it....and maybe some whipped cream on top.
5. I am so good at making fantastic concoctions....from ....the crap in my pantry I never thought I'd actually have to eat.
6. ...my ears just bled from an American Idol audition. My soul is crying a little.
7. I really want an Xpress 101. I am a sucker for infomercials.
8. I still want a damn Snuggie.
9. I'm tired of being the ONLY person who ever takes the trash OUT of the apartment and TO the dumpster.
10. I love stream of consciousness.
11. I want to see "He's Just Not That Into You" so I can relive 2008 and feel horrible.
12. ...especially since it was my own fault for giving Slim Shady a second chance.
13. The number 13 does not bother me at all, which is odd considering how superstitious I am.
14. I officially love 3OH!3.
15. I'm hungry. :/

11 Comments

1) I know...I love Bri's blogs!

Angi Wednesday, January 14, 2009

2) I second that. I love that you give your boyfriend a nickname. I definitely used to do that. My husband was Creepy Chris.

Sarah S. Thursday, January 15, 2009

3) I want a snuggie too!!

Snelly Thursday, January 15, 2009

4) Me too, and I love banana pudding.

dannie Thursday, January 15, 2009

5) I also love homemade banana pudding. My husband makes a homemade one that is wonderful. Real bananas and everything, Oh gosh I want one.

Randale Thursday, January 15, 2009

6) I don't think I have ever had 'nana puddin" with out real 'nanas. Where are you guys getting fake 'nanas?

Robyn&Matt Thursday, January 15, 2009

7) Fake bananas sounds nasty. You guys should try the "Not Yo Mama's Banana Pudding" recipe of Paula Deen's.

LGrant Thursday, January 15, 2009

8) Has anyone ever had the Stonyfield Farms light Banilla yogurt? We got some a few weeks ago, and it takes a lot like banana pudding. I bet if you put some reduced fat vanilla wafers in there it would be good.

niki Thursday, January 15, 2009

9) "I second that. I love that you give your boyfriend a nickname. I definitely used to do that. My husband was Creepy Chris."

My ex roommate's nickname was Creepy Chris. Because...he was creepy. Slim Shady got their nickname because they were Slim. And Shady. Ironically, not because of Eminem. Text message dump me once, shame on you. Text message dump me twice, shame on me.

Bri Friday, January 16, 2009

10) Oh, no!! I had a boyfriend, like a guy I'd been dating for several months, just stop calling me. That was rough. He found me on Facebook a while ago and kept apologizing and all that. I told him, "Dude, I'm getting married. Do you really think you matter anymore?" Maybe not the nicest reply, but I'm alright with that. We still talk occasionally now.

Sarah S. Friday, January 16, 2009

11) Yeah I had a boyfriend just stop calling too. It was really weird. He was all serious and stuff and then just fell off the face of the planet. 6 years later I am married and moved to another town working as a secretary for a youth pastor and low and behold he showed up for a meeting with him. Luckily I knew about who was attending said meeting (secretary and all) so I was prepared...he definitely wasn't! Was speechless. I conducted myself professionally and later he apologized for what he did years ago. Interestingly my husband and I were driving down a road we frequented to get to the interstate from our house and there he was again...in his front yard! I told my husband who he was(BIG MISTAKE) (I had previously told him about the meeting encounter months prior) and every time we passed that house he scoweled at it. Men. Really...I told him one time that

""John" was someone who I dated a long time ago and if he was really someone who I meant to be with then I would be. I was meant to be with and you that is who I am with. Period. End of story."

Again...men. No offense to you men but hey...we are kinda glad you get jealous like that sometimes.

Robyn&Matt Friday, January 16, 2009