1) Ouch. One bounce that won't be forgotten. Glad it wasn't more serious. Should be fun to explain at work...wait, you work with these guys, right? :)

2) AWW... Poor you! :( I hope it doesn't feel as bad as it looks.

3) You should have seen it right after it happened. It was growing right before my eyes!

4) Ouch.

5) OUCH! Charlie, that really hurt!

6) Dear Mr. TheLimey,

Upon hearing of your recent incident, we have deemed it necessary to insist that you return your membership card to our organization. We appreciate your years of loyalty but can no longer recognize you as one of us. We're sorry you had to leave our association in this way.

Sincerely,
President of the I've-never-broken-a-bone Club

7) I'm still a member!

8) Me too!! I've sprained a boatload of bodyparts, but I've never broken a bone. Although, when I was little, I used to fall out of trees and try to break my arm because the cast looked so cool. Didn't work.

9) I was kicked out of that club by the time I was two. Blame my mom--she was the one who broke my leg. :)

10) If I remember correctly Ames, your card was revoked circa 1984 unless that one counts against me. It was your leg bone that was broken though.

11) Yeah I think they revoked YOUR card for breaking my leg. But I did break my finger a few years later so they did come after mine too eventually.