1) he's so adorable, he sat with one ear folded back..

2) Man, you really do sound like a yank don't you?!

3) errr... no.. that was frank talking... really...

*sobs :(

4) Nah, I'm pulling your leg....you only sound half yank.

5) Frank deserves his own channel.

6) I think I've seen that... FrankTV. Not nearly as good as if our Frank were the star.

7) You should bring Frank over to play with Sam. Sam's actually surprisingly gentle considering his size.

8) Frank actually likes big dogs better than dogs his own size. He wants nothing at all to do with smaller dogs. He thinks he's bigger than he really is and we've decided it's best not to tell him the truth.

9) He wouldn't believe you anyway.