Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009
The Publicity Agency I have just sent an email to Blagojevich's publicity agency, you know, the same one that handles Drew Peterson (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drew_Peterson). They have been continuing to tout him as a celebrity and are still referring to him as "The Governor." While giving him the Paris Hilton treatment may be helping the ratings of the television shows he visits, I don't see it helping him in his upcoming criminal trial or helping the people of Illinois who he still claims to be standing up for. Anyway, here is a copy of that email.

Dear Sirs:

Please cease and desist immediately the use of the titles "Gov.", "Guv", "guv", "gov", "Governor", or "governor" when referencing Milorad R. Blagojevich. This man is no longer the Governor of the state of Illinois. He has been dishonorably discharged from duty and we the people of the great state of Illinois have revoked his use of these titles. This matter is decided by a precidence of gross incompetence and deciet displayed by Milorad Blagojevich while holding public office. Such terms are reserved for people of respect, not for those who have been banned from ever holding any public office in the state of Illinois.

Signed,

-the people of the great state of Illinois

P.S. You may want to consider quietly walking away from Mr. Blagojevich as a client. We can tell you from experience that he has a tendency to make large promises (such as free healthcare for all) when there is absolutely no money to back them up. When there is any money to be squeezed (possibly from a children's hospital) he has in past instances attempted to attain these funds for his personal interests, such as a high paying position for his wife or a state plane so that he can "go home and kiss his baby." Just a suggestion.


--Humzooers, don't take too much of this seriously. I get a kick out of this kind of correspondence. I will update if I get a response.