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Sunday, June 14th, 2009

Caribbean Princess: Day 4

Since the Bermudians callously cast us away from their shores yesterday, we've been sailing without purpose, without hope. No land is in sight, although earlier I thought I saw a piece of driftwood bobbing in the water, signaling that land was near, but it turned out to only be a Kraken. How I long for the company of some Somali pirates, or for some better material to keep beating this dead horse.

The end is nigh. Don't cry for me humzootina.


Addendum to my will: I leave my car to LimeyGeorge.


6 Comments
daveheinzel
Blimey!
Dave Heinzel   Monday, June 15, 2009
WiZeGuiSe
thank you for being THEE most entertaining art of my day
cOnnOrSuLLivan   Monday, June 15, 2009
nikideaton
I love the "Don't cry for me humzootina." As a freshman pledge i once had to sing "Don't Cry for me Argentina" opera style, blindfolded on the beach to a bunch of frat boys. Oh sororities...
niki   Monday, June 15, 2009
_DELETED_soundchick
Dear SallyPants:
Please leave the other passengers alone, they have done nothing to hurt you.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31373744/ns/travel-news/
soundchick   Monday, June 15, 2009
Ames
Sally, you are hilarious. Thanks for the laugh!
Ames   Monday, June 15, 2009
hawkwolf
Sally Pants must have gotten her creativity from her mother. Personally, I think the entrities in her log are very funny. You must remember that Sally has been a graduate student all year long, and had has been able to be very creative. Historians like to journalize, so she is getting further training on this cruise. I wonder if they were on Bermuda, when Obama dumped the Chinese Muslim Inmates from Gitmo there.
BeanCounter37   Tuesday, June 16, 2009
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