1) Haha, that's funny. My wife's family is so enormous I can't keep track of all her relatives. My family on the other hand is tiny.

2) Don is smaller than a tree.

3) Yes, but there are also many trees smaller than he.
Where do family trees figure in all this?

4) It just looks like the tree is bigger than Don because of the camera angle and shutter speed, but Don is actually taller than the tree.

LimeyGeorge- you must have rocked English class. You've got some mad symbolism skillz!

5) I rocked most of my classes because I'd always have an apple for teacher.

6) Rumor has it the ex-wives will be found in the layer just a few inches under the brick sidewalk. The fact that Andrew asked you to help him recently remove said sidewalk has me worried for you, cuz.

7) If I go missing, could you kindly point the police to this page?