Tuesday, April 1st, 2008
Welcome to the Neighborhood...
Just a few minutes ago the cable guy knocked on the door...
I opened it...

Me: Hi there
Cable Guy: Hi....did you know there is a dead body down your hall?
Me: Excuse me?

It wasn't an April fools joke....I put a call in to the newsroom who already knew what was going on....most likely a suicide. I was welcomed to my first full day in my new apartment with a full crime scene investigation team in my parking lot. The worst was the Cable guy who said "if you go down the hall you can smell it"

No thank you...I think I'll stay on my side of the hall.

Welcome to the neighborhood.
10 Comments
dennydeaton
1) Dude I hope you get a break on rent this month. That is rough!
Denny Deaton   Tuesday, April 1, 2008
betsyradish
2) OH my god. That is horrible!!!!
Betsy   Tuesday, April 1, 2008
betsyradish
3) Cable guys see some weeeeird sh*t.
Betsy   Tuesday, April 1, 2008
nheinzel
4) Sometimes the news comes to you, Ben!
!   Tuesday, April 1, 2008
ben
5) At least today...

Although....generally speaking news stations, newspapers, and radio do not cover suicides unless it is someone of note (mayor, celeb, so on..). I think it is one of the most honorable things news sources still do. So if you come across a dead body sometime in your life and there are no reporters around.....its a good hint as to what happened.
Biker Ben   Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Leslie
6) No waaaaay!! How depressing is that? What was up with the cable guy acting as the town crier? Pretty disturbing....
Leslie   Tuesday, April 1, 2008
reera
7) Do you believe in ghosts?
dannie   Tuesday, April 1, 2008
8) Whoa! That's all I can say . . . whoa!
John   Tuesday, April 1, 2008
jnjnj05
9) Yikes! That is so horrifying! I'm sorry you had to experience something like that.
Jenn   Tuesday, April 1, 2008
igna83
10) Man, I've lived in Springpatch, but never came across dead bodies in the hallways, just cockroaches. And are you sure that the cable guy wasn't sniffing himself?
Angi   Tuesday, April 1, 2008
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