Wednesday, May 7th, 2008
Light Bulbs That Kill

It is nearly 2 in the morning and I have been slaving away at the office and at home (brought equipment home) on my SPECIAL REPORT: WHEN LIGHT BULBS ATTACK!!!!!

It is a busy time in the TV world. We are right in the middle of May Sweeps. Sweeps happens four times a year. It is the time of year where Nielson Media Research conducts studies to see who watches what channels, what shows and when. Apparently the data is pretty accurate (My source is a sales guy and salesguys don't lie...right?). November is the big sweeps month (I guess thats when people get depressed summer is over...grab a tub of ice cream and watch their fav shows).

Each Sweeps month each reporter is assigned at least one special assignment. Something more in depth. Something that you have time to develop. Something that will make the viewer tune in so they get counted in the ratings....and the station can charge more for advertisiment. For us news people....we kinda care less about how much a commercial costs, we just want bragging rights.

So my story is about light bulbs...doesn't sound exciting....well how about light bulbs that kill you. Think I am going to shamless methods to scare you into watching my report at 10pm? Damn straight I am. Who the hell would watch a report about light bulbs unless death and destruction were involved.

Enough joking.....kinda interested what my special report will turn into. There is some interesting facts in it that have to do with light bulbs. It airs in less than 24 hours and I still don't have everything shot. If you live anywhere East of the Illinois River to some very Western parts of Indiana you should be able to see it. If not....thats too bad....cause the light bulbs are waiting to strike.....
8 Comments
Amber
1) it's going to be great story and you really do love that scare tactic! It is way more interesting then you're giving it credit and the people are going to love it!
Amber   Thursday, May 8, 2008
billpearch
2) Should we add light bulbs to the war on terror?
Bill   Thursday, May 8, 2008
mrsshoo
3) I'll have Mr. Shoo DVR it for me...I'm taking students on a Student Council field trip (our State Student Council Convention at the Hilton in Springfield...what a drive!!) so I won't be able to watch it. But I definitely want to be able to protect my family, so I'll have to make sure to catch it later.
Sarah S.   Thursday, May 8, 2008
Russ
4) I love that tease news crews do to get you to stick around after the commercials...

"Could your shampoo be eating your brain? Find out later in the broadcast."
"Is your child's breakfast cereal tainted with HGH? Ben has the answer after sports"
"Are you dying of inoperable bunions RIGHT NOW? Only News Channel 20 can tell you....but first here's Gus with the Storm Team 20 forecast."

So here's your tease...
"Light bulbs. Household necessity....or ticking time bomb, waiting to destroy your home and rape your pets? Find out right before we go to Seinfeld."

Ratings bonanza.
Russ   Thursday, May 8, 2008
mrsshoo
5) Perfect, Russ!!
Sarah S.   Thursday, May 8, 2008
ben
6) UPDATE:

IT'S DONE....more at 10.
Biker Ben   Thursday, May 8, 2008
Leslie
7) Damn I missed it. Did you put it on tape? That would be a nice Mothers day present, albeit late.
Leslie   Friday, May 9, 2008
JKnmore
8) Wow, you live right on the edge. I am glad that you have done the report because I have removed all of the light bulbs from my home until I get the all clear signal. By the way, do you know what the all clear signal sounds like?
Bruce   Friday, May 9, 2008
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