Thursday, April 3rd, 2008
To Catch a Pooper

The surveillance equipment is set.

"Equipment" being a $20 WebCam from Radio Shack and some duct tape.

So here's the setup. This is the view from the front of my apartment.



As you can see, the poop area is very close to my front door. Fortunately, my window is right above said poop area.

After work, I stopped at Radio Shack to purchase a cheapy webcam that is compatible with Windows Vista (bleh). The guy at Radio Shack said, "I hope you catch the Nasty Pooper."

Here's the magnificent surveillance device:


So I came home and got to work hooking that bad boy up. The crap software that came with the camera didn't have any sort of motion capture feature, so I had to download some software on a trial basis. The trial lasts for 15 days. I figure, if I don't catch this guy in the act by then, I'm just going to post a passive aggressive sign in the ground.

Here's the deal. I tried setting up the webcam outside the window, but that wasn't really possible without being totally obvious that there's a webcam hanging out my window. Plus, it's raining, and I didn't want to waste 20 bucks that quickly.

So it's duct taped to the inside of the window, pointing straight down at the flower bed. There might be some glare issues, but it works good enough.

I did some test runs going outside and waving at the camera, and it seemed to work. So wish me luck everyone.

We'll see how well my ghetto surveillance equipment works.
30 Comments
lgrant
1) Well done! I hope the apartment owners/managers fine the guy/gal a hefty fine--and add in $20 for ghetto surveillance equipment...as a bonus! Good luck!! Can't wait to see what transpires!
LGrant   Thursday, April 3, 2008
soundchick
2) I love it! The first thing I do when I get to work will be to check your site. I can't wait! E-mail me about your trial software. Sometimes there are limitations on the features you can use. Trust me. I found this out the hard way. I thought I was going to catch someone but come to find out you could only set the motion capture to work for up to 4 hours in the trial version.
soundchick   Thursday, April 3, 2008
girlcarew
3) I feel like a peeping Tom (or Christi). I hope you get somethin' worthwhile!
girlcarew   Thursday, April 3, 2008
Leslie
4) If you catch the culprit on film you can send it in to Crap Stoppers.
Leslie   Thursday, April 3, 2008
carriepassante
5) Whatever you capture, it must go on youtube, then CNN video, k?

This is great stuff Betsy!
Carrie   Thursday, April 3, 2008
nheinzel
6) Good luck, Betsy! You go girl!!
!   Thursday, April 3, 2008
spike
7) I love it! Stop the pooper!
Spike   Friday, April 4, 2008
betsyradish
8) *Update*

Well, the good news is, the camera works! It stayed up all night recording the grass and the mulch (and the poop).
The bad news is, the only thing it caught on tape was a bunch of lightning flashing and raindrops, since the weather was really stormy last night.

So, there is still hope! Just not for tonight.
I have high hopes for the weekend, though. Stay tuned!
Betsy   Friday, April 4, 2008
daveheinzel
9) This is craptastic! I bet you money that it's the dude from Radioshack though. I don't like the smug tone of his "hope you catch the Nasty Pooper" rhetoric. Something smells here, and it's not just your mulch garden.

Also, I don't think you should be content with just waving at the camera for a test. When in the act of defecating upon one's lawn, I rarely find myself flailing my arms. Quite the opposite. Perhaps you should pop a squat, just to be sure.
Dave Heinzel   Friday, April 4, 2008
soundchick
10) No new poop this morning then? And I agree with Dave. Robbie, pop a squat!
soundchick   Friday, April 4, 2008
willnbek
11) Go get em girl!!!!!!!!! After you find out who it is, you should save all the poop from one full week in a bag and UPS it to the culprit!!!!!
WillnBek.com   Friday, April 4, 2008
betsyradish
12) I don't think there will be any "collecting poop" going on. It's in pretty bad shape after the thunderstorms last night.

Barely recognizable.
But still gross.
Betsy   Friday, April 4, 2008
13) Dude you are so extreme- I love it!
carrie to the m to the iller   Friday, April 4, 2008
dennydeaton
14) There are a few web sites that allow you to set your camera up on the web. You totally need to do that and send us the link. Just google for one and start there, I don't know which one is the best but we need this!
Denny Deaton   Friday, April 4, 2008
k8day
15) This is like watching a movie where you can't wait to find out what happens next. The suspense is killing me!
K8Day   Saturday, April 5, 2008
lgrant
16) Sounds like a serial from the early movie days, Tales of the Midnight Crapper.
LGrant   Saturday, April 5, 2008
betsyradish
17) Denny, I'll look into it.
Betsy   Sunday, April 6, 2008
betsyradish
18) Sometimes I am a little Google-Stupid. Can someone help me find a web page to post my web cam?
Betsy   Sunday, April 6, 2008
courtneyheinzel
19) Betsy, if you find out who it is, I found a little service for you.

http://www.poopsenders.com/order/
Courtney Heinzel   Sunday, April 6, 2008
dennydeaton
20) Poopsenders is awesome! I have never used them but I would happy give my money to them, just for setting up that web site. I'll take two gallons of Elephant Crap please!
Denny Deaton   Sunday, April 6, 2008
betsyradish
21) OMG that is soooooo disgusting! But I don't really need to pay $14.95 for a bag of poop. I could fill a whole plastic grocery bag with all the poop by my front door for FREE!
Betsy   Monday, April 7, 2008
soundchick
22) So, hey? Have we had any fresh action over the weekend? We want justice!
soundchick   Monday, April 7, 2008
igna83
23) Yeah, I'm wanting Betsy to totally nab a non-pooper-picker-upper! I have two large dogs, and we always carry poop bags.

PS. Don't pay for poop in the Internets...I have a whole load of shi-ite in my backyard ya'll can have for FREE!
Angi   Monday, April 7, 2008
ozthegreat
24) I just started reading about your poop-tastic dilema. I can't wait to find out who/what it is that's doing this. And under your window no less. Some people are just clueless.
ozthegreat   Monday, April 7, 2008
gotshoo
25) Saw this ( http://gizmodo.com/376751/motion+sensing-camera-catches...) thought of your mission to catch the pooper.
shoo   Monday, April 7, 2008
betsyradish
26) Dude that is an awesome story. I hope I can catch someone like that with a poop-happy dog!
Betsy   Monday, April 7, 2008
soundchick
27) Hey, Betsy, I hope this isn't your secret pooper!

http://www.gibsondog.com/index.php
soundchick   Monday, April 7, 2008
betsyradish
28) AAAHHHHHHHHHHH! That thing is HUGE!
Betsy   Monday, April 7, 2008
Merrick
29) I feel your pain. Our corner lot is a popular pooping ground, and can yeild up to 5 piles in one day! Our next-door neighbors' yellow lab was a regular for 7 years, before we caught him one night in the act with his owner standing by.
Good luck with the poop snoop!
Merrick   Monday, April 7, 2008
lgrant
30) Merrick, maybe you and the Bean Counter can set up your own camera for a "Crapper Cam"
LGrant   Monday, April 7, 2008
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