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Friday, April 18th, 2008
Poop Suspect #1 - Caught on Camera
You know what they say about dogs & their owners starting to look alike? I never took it seriously until now.
Giant bald white guy with giant white bulldog.
I finally got this guy on camera this morning. He wasn't in my flower bed, but he was close enough.
Large dog popping a squat about 5 feet from my front door on the OTHER side.
I suspect him for a couple reasons:
1. His gross, gigantic, morbidly obese dog is the perfect candidate for huge poops like the ones in my flower bed.
2. This guy looks SHADY.
3. I have seen him take his dog to the bathroom and not pick up after it SEVERAL times in the apartment complex.
There hasn't been a new poop since I started my surveillance, and my computer is starting to show signs of fatigue after being powered on for this long (THANKS Vista!), so I think I am going to take a surveillance break.
I think the mere presence of the camera might be deterrent enough for this guy to stop making messes on my porch.
What do you think?
*UPDATE*
Behold, the Rattlesnake Truck.
Poop Suspect #1 - Caught on Camera
You know what they say about dogs & their owners starting to look alike? I never took it seriously until now.
Giant bald white guy with giant white bulldog.
I finally got this guy on camera this morning. He wasn't in my flower bed, but he was close enough.
Large dog popping a squat about 5 feet from my front door on the OTHER side.
I suspect him for a couple reasons:
1. His gross, gigantic, morbidly obese dog is the perfect candidate for huge poops like the ones in my flower bed.
2. This guy looks SHADY.
3. I have seen him take his dog to the bathroom and not pick up after it SEVERAL times in the apartment complex.
There hasn't been a new poop since I started my surveillance, and my computer is starting to show signs of fatigue after being powered on for this long (THANKS Vista!), so I think I am going to take a surveillance break.
I think the mere presence of the camera might be deterrent enough for this guy to stop making messes on my porch.
What do you think?
*UPDATE*
Behold, the Rattlesnake Truck.
EYES ON THE PRIZE!!!
STAY THE COURESE!!!!
WE WILL BE HERE WITH YOU UNTIL THE END!!!!!!!
TAKE NO PRISONERS!!!!!!!!
ARE YOU WITH ME!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Sorry, too much coffee this morning and its Friday, I B's excited.
http://www.mailpoop.com/
"Crapper Alert"
Dog/Owner caught in the act. Any unauthorized poop in the vicinity of your apartment or car? Watch for this guy and his dog--suspected Midnight Crappers. Approach with caution (at least where you step). Dog is armed and dangerous with poop.
Contact the proper authorities if you see any unauthorized squatting.
Print a few 100 copies and post them all over the grounds and maybe tuck one in the door of each apartment or condo. And one on the windshield of the Rattlesnack Truck (that just creeps me out!)