Saturday, May 3rd, 2008
My First Kentucky Derby

I was soooooooo excited to head to the Kentucky Derby this year. We got tickets through a co-worker who used to work for Churchill Downs, and he's also friends with jockeys and celebrities and knows pretty much everyone in Louisville. He's a good friend to have.

I started planning my outfit about a month in advance, and normally, I don't get all girly about dressing up, but this was special. So Robbie and I got new outfits and we were ready to go.

We decided to drive separately from our friends we were meeting there, and we parked about a mile from Churchill Downs in the Cardinals stadium parking lot. It was not a big deal to walk, because part of my outfit was to wear new extremely comfortable and extremely cute shoes :) So smart, right?

Of course, I had my derby hat, which I borrowed from a lady at work, and I even decorated it myself to match my dress. I went ALL OUT dudes. My sunglasses matched my shoes and earrings, and boy did I look SCHWEET.

We arrived at the track and met our friends on the 300 level. We only had "walkaround" passes, so there were no seats to be had. Which didn't bother me too much, because I figured it would be fun to walk around, check out the wagering windows, maybe stroll to the infield and just basically "float" and take in the whole experience.

Well, to be honest with you, the whole day was a total cluster. The place was packed to the brim with people, and the weather was horrible. It was cloudy and rainy, and chilly. When we stood outside, it was so windy I had to put a jacket on to keep warm, but then when the rain would start, the whole mass of people would migrate indoors, and it was about 300 degrees and smelled like B.O.

I guess I learned that regardless of the "class" of event you are attending, The Great Unwashed is still unwashed.

Our friends decided to leave after only about an hour and a half. So Robbie & I tried to wander around and enjoy it as much as we could. We had been at the track for 4 races, and still hadn't even seen the horses run around the track yet. Being 4 feet tall, it's pretty difficult to see something that everyone standing in front of you is trying to see as well.

The only time we got to see the actual horses running was when it was pouring rain and we were the only ones dumb enough to stand out in the grand stands to watch.

After getting nicely misted with rain, we decided to place our bets for the Oaks and the Derby, and take our leave. But not before I got a few hat pictures. http://www.humzoo.com/betsyradish/photos/21/14/

... and my dang mint julep.

Now it's time to walk back to the car. As we tried to leave the track, we found out that everyone else was trying to do the same thing. Except it was pouring outside. So everyone was standing in the same place, under cover, in a rather small area, desperately trying not to get soaked.

Robbie and I got pretty fed up with standing around, and all the ponchos were sold out, so we improvised.

... and started our mile walk back to the car.

There comes a point in my mind when I'm all dressed up in the rain when I just say "F*ck it," take my shoes off, and run like hell.

Unfortunately, the mass of people in front of us on the pedestrian bridge weren't thinking the same thing, so I didn't get too far before I was walking again. SLOWLY.

You know when you're watching TV, and there's a guy who has had a horrible day and he just got fired or something and he's walking home in the rain through the city, and a car drives past him through a huge puddle and soaks him to the bone?
Yeah, well, that happens in real life too.
Twice.

By the time we got back to the car, it had gotten to the point where I was beyond pissed and just had to laugh at our situation, or I would have to cry. After we checked the tag on Robbie's brand new suit jacket and read "Dry Clean Only, Low Moisture, 100% Wool" we had to just get in the car and head for home.


Lesson Learned: When visiting the Kentucky Derby, unless you're a movie star or a millionaire, keep your expectations low and wear comfortable shoes.
19 Comments
nheinzel
1) There's a real champ - It's a miserable day, it's raining and windy and cold, she has to walk forever, she's soaking wet - and she's got her thumb up!!!! Way to go, Betsy!! Sorry it was such miserable weather for your big day, but you and Rob look like a million bucks!!! Thanks for all the pictures!!
!   Saturday, May 3, 2008
Leslie
2) Betsy, The hat, the shoes, the dress...you totally nailed the event. Sorry it was a weather disaster but you totally looked beautiful and the photos are great even if you don't look happy. Ya gotta laugh at your spell of back luck!
Leslie   Saturday, May 3, 2008
betsyradish
3) Don't worry Leslie & !, we're totally laughing at the experience. I am still glad we went, regardless of all the craziness. Maybe next time our experience will be better!
Betsy   Saturday, May 3, 2008
Leslie
4) Next year will be great! How can it be worse????
Leslie   Saturday, May 3, 2008
willnbek
5) Dude!!!! Betsy!!! What a great story!!!!! You will have this one to tell forever!!!!! It stinks a lilltle bit that you got soaked, but think of the character that you built!!!! HA!!!!!
WillnBek.com   Saturday, May 3, 2008
SallyPants
6) At least you didn't get euthanized at the end of the day :(
SallyPants   Saturday, May 3, 2008
dazedpink
7) Love the dress Betsy, and the hat looks great! Sorry about the crappy weather but Will is right, you've got a great story to tell and you'll never forget your first Derby experience!
Jules   Saturday, May 3, 2008
billpearch
8) Cool story, despite the weather of course.
Bill   Sunday, May 4, 2008
willnbek
9) What great fun! See, many things in life could possibly be overrated, such as large hats, rich people and the Kentucky Derby. Staying dry, way underrated!!! The picture of you two at the end, reminds me of the American Gothic by Grant Wood. Only in modern times and dreary weather. Anyway, it is still an experience to remember. Love the dress, I am a dress kind of girl myself!!!!!
WillnBek.com   Sunday, May 4, 2008
willnbek
10) That was Bek writing above, although Will is connected to his feminine side, he is not a dress kind a girl!!!!! HA!
WillnBek.com   Sunday, May 4, 2008
reera
11) Stylin' girl.
dannie   Sunday, May 4, 2008
k8day
12) Your outfit is fantastic and even soaking wet, you look like a rockstar!
K8Day   Sunday, May 4, 2008
lgrant
13) The best thing learned--next year pack a poncho-in-a-pouch in the purse! Sounds like an adventure if not a dry one and you are right--laugh instead of cry and you will find the fun instead of the negative. Sorry it wasn't a beautiful day with lots of sunny moments but maybe the story wouldn't be as memorable either. Thanks for sharing it with us too far from the action!
LGrant   Sunday, May 4, 2008
p00bahr
14) Betsy you displayed exceptional thought and rationale with your choice of comfy yet stylish shoes. Why some wear heels that will destroy them in ten minutes to an event you have to stand around in for most of the day is beyond me. Not to mention the owners and entourage that wear those heels out on to the track.

The photo of you and Robbie at the end had me LOL'n What an awesome *allbeit PITA at the time* first experience at Churchill Downs
Justin   Sunday, May 4, 2008
girlcarew
15) Well.. bummer about the rain, but you looked FAB! I hope you get to go again, on a sunny day.
girlcarew   Sunday, May 4, 2008
betsyradish
16) Thanks everyone! It certainly was a memorable experience, and I will definitely go again (if I can find a sugar daddy with good seats)!!
Betsy   Monday, May 5, 2008
justmeg
17) Oh Heavens - sounds like you "enjoyed" the rain this weekend also. If I had known you were out in it - I would have thought of you while I was in the pouring rain also.
justmeg   Monday, May 5, 2008
camiller01
18) Man dude, your outfit looked slammin'!! what happened to the BAPS inspired look? :)
Carrie M   Monday, May 5, 2008
19) oh dang, i would have been so cranky. i'm glad you guys kept your spirits up. this was a great story!
kate Johnston   Saturday, May 10, 2008
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