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Monday, August 25th, 2008
The Midnight Crapper Has Been Apprehended!
YOU PEOPLE ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS.
The elusive Midnight Crapper has finally been caught brown-handed (I know that’s gross.)
You are NEVER... EVER… going to believe who it was.
So I’m sitting there eating my waffles Sunday morning, and I see a white dog take a dump in the grass and walk away...
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my breakfast to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
I looked out to see who was at the other end of the leash...
Lo and behold...
IT WAS THE PROPERTY MANAGER OF THE APARTMENT COMPLEX.
Are you kidding me?!??! This is the same woman who I emailed and talked to on the phone about the problem back in the day when it was happening right next to my front door. And now SHE’S doing it in the grass right in front of the building?!?
This is the view from my dining room window… SO OBVIOUS!
So now I don't know what to do. Confront her? Contact the corporate office? Send another email to the office and pretend I didn't see her do it?
I could just play dumb and complain again to her, and pretend I didn’t catch her.
I'd be like "Hey i know I talked to you about this before, and it stopped for awhile, but someone's dog is crapping right outside our door again..."
What do you guys think?
OOOHHH… SUCH DRAMA!
The Midnight Crapper Has Been Apprehended!
YOU PEOPLE ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS.
The elusive Midnight Crapper has finally been caught brown-handed (I know that’s gross.)
You are NEVER... EVER… going to believe who it was.
So I’m sitting there eating my waffles Sunday morning, and I see a white dog take a dump in the grass and walk away...
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my breakfast to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
I looked out to see who was at the other end of the leash...
Lo and behold...
IT WAS THE PROPERTY MANAGER OF THE APARTMENT COMPLEX.
Are you kidding me?!??! This is the same woman who I emailed and talked to on the phone about the problem back in the day when it was happening right next to my front door. And now SHE’S doing it in the grass right in front of the building?!?
This is the view from my dining room window… SO OBVIOUS!
So now I don't know what to do. Confront her? Contact the corporate office? Send another email to the office and pretend I didn't see her do it?
I could just play dumb and complain again to her, and pretend I didn’t catch her.
I'd be like "Hey i know I talked to you about this before, and it stopped for awhile, but someone's dog is crapping right outside our door again..."
What do you guys think?
OOOHHH… SUCH DRAMA!
Back to the issue at hand. Find her car and deposit the offensive evidence in or on the vehicle. Okay, I probably wouldn't really do that, but it would be sort of satisfying. Personally, I'd take it up directly with her. But that's the type of person I am. It depends on what type of person you are. Maybe you could secretly mail her some of those doggie poop bags with some literature about picking up after one's dog. We could mail it from here so she can't connect the address/stamp.
This calls for a passive aggressive note.
I would go confront her personally and let you know you caught her. If she doesn't resolve the issue, you will have not choice but to take it to higher management.
She should be setting an example, not crapping all over her job.
I agree about this confusion of names. It doesn't take much effort to look at the top of the screen to respond. I'm horrible with names and forget who said what all the time but I can move to the top of the screen to respond with the correct name--or keep my comments to myself.
Angie- beancounter is confused. I haven't commented at all today.
Shoo-you are hilarious!
Or maybe I've already been around teenagers too long.