1) Oh Lord! I almost peed my pants, and I have no idea what any of this means!!

2) Smacking a koi in the ass is quite fun!

3) I'm related to him and I don't understand the references. Maybe it has something to do with the higher elevation the farther north you go--that's right isn't it? It goes up as you go north?

4) Do you think so LG? I wonder what fun terms they use in Alaska?

5) I was just guessing it was some high-elevation sickness. Maybe it was sweet tea withdrawal. They should start sounding more normal now that they have bathed in it on the trip back.

6) Courtney, don't knock the koi pond, that app made the trip home very relaxing. Thanks for everything. We miss you guys, but love seeing Dylan.

7) I've never been to Alaska but I like the last one best.

8) Ha, I really enjoyed these Courtney and I remember saying each and every one of them. I say senseless stuff that is memorable to others, its what I do.

We had such a great time this weekend. It was nice to come home and see Dylan but we're ready to come back and visit already. Thanks so much for having us and we hope to see you guys again really soon.

9) I'm sorry I didn't get to see you guys, but glad the Shoo ambassador got to stop by before you all left. I'll get all my homework finished next time so that I can play.

10) Courtney, I realized today that you forgot a very critical quote of mine from the weekend, "I'm going to blow my wad".

Its something we say in the south for spending all your money in one place, I didn't want anyone to get the wrong impression. I think my quote came up as we entered Dane's, cause they have all kinds of awesome stuff in there. Oh snap, I really have to get some videos up from this weekend.

11) Not to mention the Chicago photos--or did I miss those you were going to put up the next day?

12) I had to leave that one out, Denny. This isn't a porn site.

13) Is it already the next day? Oh man how time flies. Coming soon, to a computer screen near you, never before photos of a place called Chicago.