Thursday, April 17th, 2008
Feeling a Little Angry (NSFW...language)

If I had the strength, I would get up off of my couch and beat the fucking idiot who has been using the leaf blower for the past 30 minutes with my rake. And then, I would set the leaf blower on fire. Thank you.

They should be outlawed.


Tags:  rants
25 Comments
igna83

Oh Lord, do you have Mark Melgosa living in YOUR neighborhood, too??!! I hate that man from May-November...he even blows the leaves on the GRASS; now, that is just pure laziness AND annoying to boot!!

Angi   Thursday, April 17, 2008
hayley

I never understood the point of leaf blowers...it's like taking a broom, and instead of sweeping, you just fling the dirt around.

Hayley   Thursday, April 17, 2008
courtneyheinzel

Exactly, Hayley. I especially can't stand the people that blow their crud to the gutter and just leave it there to 1. be redistributed 2. clog the storm drains.

I'd love to live in a neighborhood that bans them. I wonder if any exist.

We have several offenders on our street. And from the sounds of things today, we have a new offender who is closer to my house. I will never understand the people that use them in 30 mile an hour winds. What do they think they're accomplishing? Why do they think that the outdoors shouldn't have bits of dirt and leaves? Why don't they suck it up and dispose of it instead?

I always think these repetitive leaf blowers have serious underlying psychological issues. And I also think that they need to find some hobbies or other worthwhile interests.

Finally, what were those people blowing around anyway? It's Spring.

Courtney Heinzel   Thursday, April 17, 2008
dazedpink

our lawn guys were here the other day with their 3 leaf blowers. Which caused Emmy to bark her ass off until they left, which woke Lilly up out of a dead sleep.

We did have a lot of leaves leftover from last fall that they were cleaning up, but yeah, way excessive. and obnoxious.

Jules   Thursday, April 17, 2008
willnbek

Thnk Goodness... Courtney... I'm glad to see something negative again.. Humzoo was just way to positive for me today!!!!!!

I have a leave blower.

Its just a small one.

I find it quite useful. I clean out my gutters with it, I dry off my Harley after I wash it with it, and sometimes I dry my dogs off with it after I wash them. Sometimes I use it to blow leafs... But I prefer to use my lawnmower because it chops them into thousands of little tiny leaves that eventually turn into dirt.

But here is the kicker.....

We live in the country at least 500 Yards to the next closest house, so I dont bother anybody!

Will N Bek   Thursday, April 17, 2008
courtneyheinzel

It was too positive. Whenever you need a little negativity, you let me know.

When can I come see your donkey?

Courtney Heinzel   Thursday, April 17, 2008
willnbek

Any time you want. Im working on trying to ride him. The last time I tried I ended up face down in a pile of chestnut hulls. I was picking briars out of my face for a week.... It was awesome!!!!

Will N Bek   Thursday, April 17, 2008
mattpike

I would love for those god-forsaken things to be outlawed. What's wrong with a rake?...or leaves?

mattpike   Thursday, April 17, 2008
betsyradish

The Blower is a staple in any lawn maintenance arsenal. I know this all to well, since Robbie worked in landscaping for years.

Any respectful homeowner takes these necessary steps to a well-manicured lawn: 1. Mow, 2. Weed-Eat, 3. Edge, 4. Blow.

You wouldn't want to have to look at all those grass clippings, would you? I mean, come on.

Really now. Let's be serious, people.

Betsy   Thursday, April 17, 2008
nikideaton

Hang in there Courtney. You must be in hell.

niki   Thursday, April 17, 2008
girlcarew

Well, it's hard to use a rake on pebbled concrete. And leaving very pointy oak leaves makes walking outside barefoot entirely impossible. I don't need a leaf blower at my new house, but at our old one we did. Of course, if I could have taken out the live oak tree that dropped all those leaves constantly all over our driveway and front deck, I would have in a second. Unfortunately we were renters.

girlcarew   Thursday, April 17, 2008
courtneyheinzel

girlcarew, this barefoot thing must be exclusive to your area. We're forced to wear shoes all year. :)

Courtney Heinzel   Friday, April 18, 2008

Courtney, you probably were too young to remember the leaf blower we had in our neighborhood when you were young. This man who lived down the street climbed up on a latter to blow the leaves off his tree so that they would come down faster. Then he proceded to blow them down the street for other people to clean up from their yards. No, it was not you father. He didn't own a leaf blower. Thank goodness.

GMOM BOBBIE   Friday, April 18, 2008

Word above should be ladder. I really have to stop putting that whiskey in my coffee.

GMOM BOBBIE   Friday, April 18, 2008
willnbek

Yes here in the Southland We have Pin Oaks that produce about 4 million tiny leaves every year. It is impossible to rake that kind of leaf because any rake that I have ever owned ... well the leaves just slide right through. I need a rake with prongs like a fine toothed comb.

Will N Bek   Friday, April 18, 2008
willnbek

I would still probably use my leafblower.

Will N Bek   Friday, April 18, 2008
Joe

How about using a push broom? How many people in Springfield would end up stepping on a sweet-gum ball if they went out in their yard barefooted?

Joe   Friday, April 18, 2008
SallyPants

Awwww, when I saw NSFW, I was not thinking leaf blowers. BTW, are there any censorship rules on humzoo? Cause I got some great shower shots of Andrew...

SallyPants   Friday, April 18, 2008
courtneyheinzel

Well, I was going to throw in a bunch of extra stuff, but I only get short bursts of energy. That particular one ran out pretty quickly.

Courtney Heinzel   Friday, April 18, 2008
dennydeaton

Sally, we on encourage shower shots of chicks. No naked dudes or their little dudes allowed on Humzoo.

Denny Deaton   Friday, April 18, 2008
courtneyheinzel

ew!

Courtney Heinzel   Friday, April 18, 2008

Little Dude? I resemble the implication!

EyePulp   Saturday, April 19, 2008
SallyPants

Eyepulp, I think you you misspelled a word in your last comment...oh wait, I see what you did there

SallyPants   Saturday, April 19, 2008
fritz

When Erica read this she said, "My parents don't have a leaf blower."

fritz   Wednesday, April 23, 2008
courtneyheinzel

I totally just saw this comment. I think it may have been their neighbor to the south. I've seen him out recently with one. Although, it really sounded like it may have been my immediate neighbor at the time.

Courtney Heinzel   Wednesday, April 30, 2008
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