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Friday, May 30th, 2008
The Big One!
Forget the tornado warning(s), there was a SPIDER ON OUR COUCH! Dave went into full melt down mode.
The Big One!
Forget the tornado warning(s), there was a SPIDER ON OUR COUCH! Dave went into full melt down mode.
I jumped up and left the area, then I came back with a shoe. I saw it on the floor right by the couch. I only had one chance to hit it, and I thought I got him. But then he came running at me with the fury of a beast. If I say he was walking, he was sprinting. And my friends, he was moving!
Mr. Spider went under the coffee table. I moved it, and he started heading for under the couch. I only had one more chance - and I smacked him good. But that guy was so big he took two or three full-force hits with my size 13 shoes. I cleaned up the carcass and hastily discarded it in the nearest trash receptacle.
I am now sitting in the middle of the living room floor and have asked Courtney to watch my back. Pray for us, Springfield.
LOL...too funny.