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Friday, March 7th, 2008
Facial Cellulitis

I finally went to the Express Care place tonight after dinner. Apparently Lady Elaine and I have Facial Cellulitis on the tips of our noses (see previous blog). She's got some on her cheeks too. Actually, I think Lady Elaine may have a severe case of frostbite no doubt from that time she got hammered and slept outside in the snow.

At least that stupid puppet fits the typical demographic for this type of infection...people over 50 or children under 3. What happened to me? Maybe it's because I let Mia pick my nose.
After painfully probing the area, the doctor declared that it wasn't ready to be drained. WHAT!? You mean you would consider sticking a needle into the end of my nose?! No freaking way. I can think of only one other place that is worse to have a needle jabbed into, and that is the gums just above my top front teeth. Been there, done that. May kill anyone who tries to do it again.

So, I'm on some giant, horse pill antibiotics. I have been instructed to go directly to the emergency room if it gets any worse looking or I develop a fever. Or you know...if my eyelids swell shut, or I can't breathe. I have read that left untreated, you could totally die. Like actually die. That's basically if the infection spreads to your brain. And apparently having it on my nose is riskier than say...my cheek.
Next week, I will refer to this week as, "Remember when I almost died?" Then, I expect to receive back rubs in return.
Facial Cellulitis

I finally went to the Express Care place tonight after dinner. Apparently Lady Elaine and I have Facial Cellulitis on the tips of our noses (see previous blog). She's got some on her cheeks too. Actually, I think Lady Elaine may have a severe case of frostbite no doubt from that time she got hammered and slept outside in the snow.

At least that stupid puppet fits the typical demographic for this type of infection...people over 50 or children under 3. What happened to me? Maybe it's because I let Mia pick my nose.
After painfully probing the area, the doctor declared that it wasn't ready to be drained. WHAT!? You mean you would consider sticking a needle into the end of my nose?! No freaking way. I can think of only one other place that is worse to have a needle jabbed into, and that is the gums just above my top front teeth. Been there, done that. May kill anyone who tries to do it again.

So, I'm on some giant, horse pill antibiotics. I have been instructed to go directly to the emergency room if it gets any worse looking or I develop a fever. Or you know...if my eyelids swell shut, or I can't breathe. I have read that left untreated, you could totally die. Like actually die. That's basically if the infection spreads to your brain. And apparently having it on my nose is riskier than say...my cheek.
Next week, I will refer to this week as, "Remember when I almost died?" Then, I expect to receive back rubs in return.
Feel better!