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Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009

My Favorite Spam

I just got some email spam that is probably my favorite one ever. I just love it. And to think I almost clicked delete.

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Hello my friend!!!

I write you this letter as today on mine e-mail has come the Internet
Dispatch with yours e-mail. In the given letter, it was spoken about
the love Relations between people. Therefore I have decided to write
you the letter on yours e-mail. I as to search for serious relations
as I wish to find The true love. My name is Nune. I, as well as all
women of our country, I like to cook food as to go in for sports. I do
not smoke and not I take alcohol. I search for the real man who will
love, and To respect me. I wish to get acquainted with you more close,
by means of e-mail.

Please answer only to my personal e-mail: nuneghaza@yahoo.de

I hope, that you will answer me mine e-mail the address. As I with the
big Impatience I will wait your letter to me, with more detailed story.



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So naturally, I replied. I am hoping to hear back from Nune very soon. I hope to start relations and by way of e-mail the address. What wrong could go?

sounds like a good idea to me, she looks nice enough
Moore Crazies   Wednesday, September 23, 2009
her grasp of Englishings language are good. who would have thought love you would find from yours emails.
JimTheLimey   Wednesday, September 23, 2009
SNL - wild and crazy guys - I think those are the big American breasts they were looking for - and to think they could have stayed home in Czechoslovakia.
pegi   Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Wow. And to think Love relations got through the Internet Dispatch.
soundchick   Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Thanksful to Denny for sending help internets: http://www.livinginternet.com/e/eu.htm
Dave Heinzel   Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Those are breasts? I thought they were some of her cooked food that she loves making like every woman of her country!!! To ask a dumb question, is there something other than food one can cook? She makes it sound as if she cooks a variety of things but likes cooking the food!
stheinz   Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Upon further reading, the food that she cooks is actually to go in for sports.
Dave Heinzel   Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Can't be real, the .de indicates Germany but Germans know betterer Engrish than that.
LimeyGeorge   Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Thanks for including her email address. I emailed her too. I think it's safe to assume you wouldn't know what to do with a woman that goes in for sports and does not take alcohol.

I with the big Impatience. laterz.
Denny Deaton   Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Should I have the jealous?
Courtney Heinzel   Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Would it do any good to have the jealous, Courtney? I mean, look at her! I am loving the humors.
Angi   Wednesday, September 23, 2009
its too late for the jealousings... i believe youve been kicked to the, how you say, curb?
JimTheLimey   Wednesday, September 23, 2009
She's a Man, man!
RickMonday   Wednesday, September 23, 2009
The comments are nearly as entertaining as her email. :)
LGrant   Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Steve, you are right, in the fact that she is amply endowed. As I might say, she would make a Wolf Howl at the Moon at Midnight and any other time.
BeanCounter37   Thursday, September 24, 2009
After looking at the photo again, I'm siding w/RM on this one.
Angi   Thursday, September 24, 2009
Not too shabby.
Dave Rock   Thursday, September 24, 2009
Does she have a brother?
SallyPants   Thursday, September 24, 2009
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