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Tuesday, August 5th, 2008
Let Me Tell Ya 'Bout Ants Lyrics

I recently wrote an awesome song about ants that will probably become famous overnight, here are the lyrics.

Let me tell ya bout Ants, Ants
They get in your pants, pants,
They like to run around, round,
They go downtown, town

Ants have societies,
Better known as colonies,
Dividing up the work,
And rocking out as a community.

There's worker ants who brings home the pay,
And soldier ants, protects where they stay,
Queen ants, they make the boys dance.
And the Boys! HEY LADIES!

Strick up some conversation with ya phermones,
Hangin out with the big drones,
Fertilizing eggs on the weekends,
Then going back to being friends.

Let me tell ya bout Ants, Ants
They get in your pants, pants,
They like to run around, round,
They go downtown, town

Exoskeleton, not like gelatin,
protecting all the body parts,
Intestines and hearts (aorta - high pitched),
they don't have vertebrate,
(like some dude named Ray)
I asked an ant and he said OKAY!

They range in size up to 52mm,
Drop some science, convert that to liters,
They come in red and black and sometimes green,
They're good for the Earth, you know what I mean?

Let me tell ya bout Ants, Ants
They get in your pants, pants,
They like to run around, round,
They go downtown, town

This is the last verse, its probably the worst,
I love some ants and I'm bout to burst,
They've been around for millions of years,
Lots of hard work, blood, sweet and tears,
I hope that you enjoyed my song,
Did you know that ants have been around so long?