Friday, March 21st, 2008
Wimpy White Male Syndrome

A few days ago I started developing some symptoms of illness such as mild drainage, tension headaches and a scratchy sore throat. A couple weeks ago Niki had strep throat and this past week Dylan had some sort of virus. With Dylan being in day care full-time now it was just a matter of time before I caught something as well. Sickness breeds at those places.

I've been taking all kinds of decongestants and cough suppressants for the past few days to try to remedy the unknown funk, but this morning I woke up with the worst sore throat and decided it was time to seek professional help.

I called my primary physician's office first thing, not even considering the fact that they might be closed for Good Friday. I mean how good can your Friday really be if you don't feel well? Next I called our local Urgent Care, since all the doctors offices are closed they were slammed. The receptionist estimated that it would be a 2-3 hour wait. Screw that, I could be dead by then.

I briefly described my situation to the nice lady on the phone and she recommended that I check out the CVS Minute Clinic. I had never heard of this wonderful creation. I called around and two of the CVS stores in my area have a Minute Clinic in the store. So after taking Dylan to day care I stopped by one. No line, 10 minute wait for the dude in front of me and within 15 minutes I was out of there.

The nurse practitioner on staff can pretty much diagnose any common cold or virus that a doctor can. In fact they have a little wallet-sized business card with all their services on it. She ran a quick strep test that came back negative (95% sure about that). They'll send it off for verification but it at least put my mind at ease for the weekend.

The nurse diagnosed me with something called Wimpy White Male Syndrome. I can completely identify and I agreed she was right. I am pretty pathetic in general when I get sick. I don't get sick very often but when I do it requires a small army to keep me alive. I also don't want to talk to anyone, see anyone or be within 10 miles of anyone until I am better.

While we were waiting on the strep test to finish the nurse told me an interesting statistic from a study she read about in college. African-American female babies are far less prone to show or be aggravated by symptoms of illness than white female babies. In addition, this difference is even more obvious with white male babies. She noted that it could be genetic or possibly just a cultural difference. I would agree it could be either.

She recommended a few over-the-counter drugs. I am pretty much willing to pay whatever it costs to get well soon when I am sick. Luckily I only had to spend $15 because we have a nice supply of over-the-counter drugs at home already. Another thing to mention is that the CVS Minute Clinic visit was covered under my primary care plan which is a $15 co-pay. Urgent Care visits are $50 for us.

So I was super happy to be diagnosed in 15 minutes and only have to pay $15. Now I am going to go back to bed for a few days. I will return all phone calls, emails and faxes when I am better.
Tags:  denny
21 Comments
1) So much for good Friday! Hope you feel better and have a super Saturday! I just recently learned of the CVS Minute Clinic and agree it is a great idea! I'm still waiting on the in-home strep test!
Nana Patty   Friday, March 21, 2008
nikideaton
2) I hope you feel better. But, I will have to say that women really do handle sickness better. I mean I took care of Dylan a couple weeks ago with a raging fever, chills and strep throat while you were in DC. Last night you were acting so pathetic I thought you were going to ask to be taken to the ER. It is really not your fault, it is something in women's genes.
niki   Friday, March 21, 2008
_DELETED_hayley
3) Well, I guess it's a good thing Dylan is a girl and not a boy - or she might be more upset when she's sick.

Also, have you guys tried "Airborne"? Last week I felt like i was getting sick so I took/drank 2 of the tablets and felt great after that. I also gave one to my coworker who said he felt he was getting sick yesterday and seems better today.
hayley   Friday, March 21, 2008
dennydeaton
4) I have heard good things about Airborne. What all symptoms does it cover though? And is it a precautionary remedy or something that can be taken once your are already sick?

Dylan really is a good sport about being sick. Until recently we often times couldn't really tell how sick she really was. She is always happy and rarely fusses about anything. Now that she is getting older she's able to express her emotions a little more, which is a good thing in most cases. We are finally able to tell how bad she really feels instead of just guessing.
Denny Deaton   Friday, March 21, 2008
_DELETED_hayley
5) Cold or flu - it's suppose to boost your immune system, so you're suppose to take it before you go into crowded areas (e.g. plane) or at the first signs of feeling sick.

They just settled a suit on a technicality, but I stand behind the stuff. And the site is really fun and informative too: http://www.airbornehealth.com/about_index.php
hayley   Friday, March 21, 2008
igna83
6) Airborne ROCKS! Thank you, Oprah Winfrey, and the teacher who invented it. Oh yeah, my sister and my niece, who fly to St. Jude Memphis a lot, never board an airplane without taking it in advance. We swear by this stuff and Mannatech.
Angi   Friday, March 21, 2008
betsyradish
7) I like Airborne, and I use Zicam sometimes too. That won't help you now though, Denny. You're supposed to take it at the FIRST sign of a cold. My colds are much shorter and less severe when I remember to use Zicam when it starts.
Betsy   Friday, March 21, 2008
dennydeaton
8) What is this? Oprah endorses it? OMFG!

I just looked under my seat and unfortunately I didn't find the keys to a brand new car or an all-expenses paid trip to Belize. And John Travolta hasn't shown up at my house crying his eyes out after giving a massive donation to an orphanage no one has ever heard of. But I might have to try this Airborne stuff anyway. Anything I can do to suppress my wimpiness and cut down on the amount of TLC I'll need this weekend will definitely help. Thanks everyone!
Denny Deaton   Friday, March 21, 2008
nikideaton
9) Dylan and I will take care of you when we get home today. Maybe Beck will make you some soup for lunch, and Emmet can massage your temples.
niki   Friday, March 21, 2008
walkerham
10) So me calling last night and blabbing for 30 minutes was hell for you? My bad.
Walker   Friday, March 21, 2008
spike
11) I looked under my seat too and no keys. Oh well. Sorry you are feeling sick and pathetic. It's refreshing to hear a man admit that dealing with being sickly isn't something men are generally good at.
Spike   Friday, March 21, 2008
girlcarew
12) "Wimpy White Male Syndrome" -- I am so glad it finally has a name. And I'm glad that at least one male is willing to come forward to show it exists. Because, oh yes, it exists. And I have yet to meet a male who doesn't have it. But, I do hope you feel better soon.
girlcarew   Friday, March 21, 2008
dennydeaton
13) I saw a YouTube video a while back that sums up the pathetic sick male nicely. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz6DktXFvg4

Thanks for all the warm wishes everyone, I am starting to feel better already. Oh wait, Niki just got home... I think I am sick again. Going back to bed.
Denny Deaton   Friday, March 21, 2008
lgrant
14) I've always thought that women handle stress and illness better because they are given early training in what they can and can't do. "Little girls don't sit like that" "Little girls don't talk like that". I think that early training in "don't" teaches them more resilience--or they would have quit trying early on from all the "dont's". I don't think little boys get nearly as many "don't's" so they get the notion they can do anything--until told to stop. Like whining about being sick. :) Still, we resilient types are normally warm&fuzzy in nature so we allow it and give sympathy and soup. Hope you feel better soon, Nephew. It's frightening to think Dave is the only one in charge during your convalescence!! :)
LGrant   Friday, March 21, 2008
mattpike
15) I've been in the construction trade for about a decade now and have come home more days than I can count with blood stained clothes and duct taped wounds. I nearly ripped my shoulder out of its socket two days ago with a post hole digger and continued to work for 10 more hours, but if I get a sniffle I'm done for.

I can deal with pain just fine. It's the pain in the ass part of being sick that I can't handle.
mattpike   Friday, March 21, 2008
girlcarew
16) I still have yet to meet a male who claims they could handle childbirth better than a woman. And I had two kids with no drugs, so I'm willing to place some serious bets!
girlcarew   Friday, March 21, 2008
dennydeaton
17) I was in the room the entire time when Niki had Dylan. If you don't believe me check out http://www.dennydeaton.com/baby/. I blogged the entire event.

There is no way I could have done what she did that day and my respect for her grew exponentially thereafter. Of course she's gonna have to prove she can do it twice in a row before she gets my full respect, otherwise its back in the kitchen for her.
Denny Deaton   Saturday, March 22, 2008
ppike
18) Girlcarew, is that not he best damn pain you have EVER experienced?!?!? Childbirth is the only experience I know of where you get an immediate (and lifelong) payback for your pain. I wouldn't give up the experience of that pain for anything in the world. And, yes, I think I know a few men who could handle it - but only a few.
Glad you're feeling better, Denny.
pegi   Saturday, March 22, 2008
girlcarew
19) Denny - I believe that you were in the room the whole time. My husband was too. For him, it was an accomplishment just that he did faint. =)
Peg - It's a wild rush, that's for sure. I am amazed that you know a male that you think could do it. =) After all was done, first time around, I had the highest high I've ever had due to some serious endorphins. I wouldn't give it up either.
girlcarew   Saturday, March 22, 2008
dazedpink
20) I totally believe in wimpy white male syndrome. So much so that when my husband just asked me what was wrong with me I told him that's what I have. Really it's just a cold but I was hoping maybe he'd give me the sympathy I always give him when he comes down with WWMS. No luck so far. But I did convince him to go get me a pizza.

Hope you're feeling better soon Denny. And can you tell me what kind of meds you're taking?? Our symptoms sound pretty similar. I tried benadryl last night and sudafed today--neither one has helped.
Jules   Saturday, March 22, 2008
mbovender
21) Denny, I am now addicted to Humzoo. Thanks a lot. How do you expect me to hold any sort of job anymore? Anyway, sorry about your "illness". Niki's right, though. Men and so pathetic when they're sick. I'm wondering if it's that they really feel that bad, or if it's a learned behavior from their fathers. If it's learned, then I feel really sorry for Jodi.
Margaret Bovender   Saturday, April 5, 2008
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