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Wednesday, October 1st, 2008
October 2, 1999

That's right...nine years ago tomorrow morning, at about 5:30am, I opened the door of Rm. 147 at East Peoria's Mark Twain Hotel and screamed at the top of my lungs, "Could you fucking people possibly pick those chairs up instead of dragging them across the fucking floor?! The bride is trying to sleep for Christ's sakes!! GEEZ!!!" Seriously. Ask Pastafarian, the blissfully happy groom on that day, who was behind me snoring life away without a care in the world, just waiting to wake up naturally, put on a tux, say "I do" and be on his way to the bar.

So, happy anniversary, honey! Olive juice!!


Tags:  anniversary
9 Comments
gotshoo
1) Congratulations!
shoo   Wednesday, October 1, 2008
nheinzel
2) Happy Anniversary, you two, and best wishes for many, many more!!!
!   Wednesday, October 1, 2008
wwjjd
3) Happy Anniversary! I never would have expected those words to come from your mouth. I do not think that is proper grammar ;)
JOJO   Wednesday, October 1, 2008
igna83
4) If it's spelled correctly and presented in the appropriate context, grammar it is, JoJo! I mean really, who in the hell allows their staff to set up for brunch by dragging chairs with metal legs across ceramic tile at five-fucking-thirty in the morning on a Saturday with guest rooms 20 feet away?! Probably why that hotel no longer exists and a Kohl's sits in its place. HA!! 'Night HumzOo!!
Angi   Wednesday, October 1, 2008
wwjjd
5) You know im going to pick, if i did not like you, i would not pick. Goodnight
JOJO   Wednesday, October 1, 2008
billpearch
6) Congratulations.
Bill   Thursday, October 2, 2008
spike
7) I love that story! Happy Anniversary!
Spike   Thursday, October 2, 2008
reera
8) Happy Anniversary and many more.
dannie   Thursday, October 2, 2008
YammaSue
9) Happy Anniversary! Good memories fade with time, but bad ones seem to last forever. HaHa! Hope you two have an excellent day and many great years to come!
YammaSue   Thursday, October 2, 2008
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