Sunday, November 29th, 2009

Read if you need a good laugh!

Do NOT read if you can't take a joke, these aren't my jokes, I am just putting them here for your amusement.

Yo' momma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.

Yo' momma is so fat, she sat on a rainbow and made skittles come out

Yo' momma is so fat, when she went of a diving board with a yellow swimsuit a little child screamed "Momma the sun is falling!"

Yo' momma is so stupid, when I gave her a penny for her thoughts I got change.

Yo' momma is just like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pads for three periods.

Yo' momma is so fat that when she farts, the government puts out a national distress signal.

Yo' momma is so fat you need to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.

Yo' momma is so ugly that your daddy takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her good-bye.