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Happy Birthday Bro!
Dear Logan,
Today is your 22nd birthday. You and I are over 7 years apart. Now Troy is the brother that I truly tortured growing up (namely by cutting up his favorite flimsy Vacation Bible School record. I know that is bad, but he broke my 104 Crayola Crayon set in half with Joshua). I always considered you the little boy I helped take care of and raise.
Logan, I was generally nice to you growing up and you to me. You never did anything that truly upset me until the one day that you and Brendan went into my room and scared one of my gerbil's to death with a plastic toy gun. It was an accident but I think you poked it so hard it had a heart attack. The other gerbil died from loneliness a few days later. They are both still buried at our old house on Clinard Road by the swingset in a shoebox (RIP- Tweety & Pepper).
So Logan, I just want you to know that on your birthday I finally forgive you for killing my gerbils all of those years ago. You may have actually done me a favor because it allowed me to get those lizards I always wanted.
Hope you have a wonderful birthday! And please stay away from small critters with plastic weapons.
Love,
Your Big Sis
Happy Birthday Logan! I hope your day is full of warm sunshine, hot women in bikinis, unlimited amounts of good brewski and your very own yacht. If my wish comes true I expect you to return the favor in October. Thanks.
"You may have actually done me a favor because it allowed me to get those lizards I always wanted." RITFLMAO!!!
Denny you already have all of those things: warm sunshine (most days), hot women in bikinis (Dylan and I, also remember Emmet kind of looks cute in a bikini eventhough he is a boy), unlimited amounts of good brewski (kegerator on back porch) and a yacht (we have the boat on Lake Norman, may not be yacht size, but it works).
Coal Yard- Those lizards were awesome. They had much better names too, Sebastian & Simon.
Happy Birthday, Logan. Maybe Niki will get you lizards for your room!
Great comeback, Niki. Denny forgets he already has paradise in Huntersville. :)
Happy Birthday Brudda.
You da man.
Haha...this made me chuckle. Ahhh, siblings...
Happy birthday Logan!!!
Happy Birthday, Logan, from the chilly--yes, CHILLY--state of Illinois! Have a great day!!
Happy Birthday fellow Taurus!
Mine was yesterday and it was awesome. The best part was the cake that LGrant made me (pics on her page)
Come on Niki, I think your memory is a little hazy, in my teen years I was not very nice, but I guess you can blame that on hormones. Thank you for wishing me a happy birthday, and thanks to everybody else who wished me a happy birthday.