1) Hello Justin! Nice to see you on Humzoo, where every day at about 2:00 we offer a wide selection of snack foods and beverages. Please keep your seat in an upright position. And if you smell something funny, it's Denny.

2) Hiya Justin! Don't listen to Dave - I think that smell is distinctly Springfield in nature...

3) You know what they say: If it's soy or potaters, must be Decaturs! Actually I just made that up. Copyright me, just now. All proceeds go to Dave's Super Stinky Sneakers Foundation for the Homeless and Those Without WIFI.

4) Welcome, Justin!! I warn you...this place is filled with crazy people!! But they're nice crazy people.

5) Welcome, Justin! Luckily Dave keeps the sneakers and Springfield too far east to smell up Oregon. Hope you enjoy being part of the Great Package Train going to Idaho on your first day!

6) Thanks everyone for the warm welcome. Dave I'll be looking forward to my snacks, I like those little bags of peanuts.