Sunday, September 21st, 2008
Goat Problem Solved!

Dr. Geoffrey Waterhouse(The Goat) has recently picked up a taste for dog food. This is a problem. Goats can eat anything, trees, leaves, sticks, weeds, or whatever. Why O Why did the good doctor decide that Dog food was better suiting if his eating pleasure??? I do not know. Dog food is rather expensive when you are feeding 3 great danes. When you throw a bottomless stomached goat in the mix.... it becomes just to much.

My 1.5. acre Dog/Goat/Donkey/Chicken/Cat run has a modified cattle gate that separates the Dog area from the rest of the pasture. The Dog area is a covered section where the dogs can go to get away from the Donkey and have their own space. When we acquired Dr. Geoffrey I didn't factor in the goat factor..



As you can see, I have a dog feeder that we use if we are going to be away for more than just one night. When you fill the feeder up the dogs will eat their fill and quit until they are hungry again. The Good Doctor stands there and eats until it is gone. Goats have no manners. I'm talking 25-30 pounds of dog food!!!!! He swells up like a beach ball to where he can barley fit through the gate.

Well, I had to fix the problem. It was either send him to the meat market or stop him from eating dog food.

So I fixed it.



Seems to be working out pretty good so far..... HA!!!!

Tags:  Animals
30 Comments
willnbek
1) It looks like the donkey is thinking "You Idiot."
WillnBek.com   Sunday, September 21, 2008
Joe
2) That's hilarious. There is a dollar store here in Springfield that uses a similar method to keep people from taking shopping carts out of the store. They have a large pole about a foot higher than the exit door attached to each cart. It's really funny watching people try to get out when they don't realize that it's there.
Joe   Sunday, September 21, 2008
lgrant
3) Very creative thinking! Glad you worked it out!
LGrant   Sunday, September 21, 2008
spike
4) Clever!
Spike   Sunday, September 21, 2008
nheinzel
5) I understand the problem with the dog food, but I feel very sorry for the goat.
!   Sunday, September 21, 2008
daveheinzel
6) That's just wrong dude. But a similar method should work on Driggs when he is old enough for a big boy bed and could leave his room whenever he wants.. Just tie a ladder to his back. Problem solved!
Dave Heinzel   Sunday, September 21, 2008
justmeg
7) I think it is a great solution!!!
justmeg   Sunday, September 21, 2008
gotshoo
8) This is hilarious! Video please?
shoo   Sunday, September 21, 2008
lindagsings
9) Poor Geoffrey, he looks so innocent too :(
SA Tenor   Sunday, September 21, 2008
willnbek
10) It was either this or we had to get rid of him. This is only temporary, of course. After he learns that he cannot get through the gate than I can take it off and he will know.... Kind of like an invisible fence for dogs.... but instead a goat.
WillnBek.com   Sunday, September 21, 2008
11) All in all i would say that is pretty humane. When i was reading the problem, i was thinking either segregation, electrification, or spitification. Not the spit in your mouth, but the kind one might roast a goat on. Nicely done Will.
Patrick   Sunday, September 21, 2008
12) That's why my guinea pigs dont have names. So that i always have the option of eating them.
Patrick   Sunday, September 21, 2008
reera
13) Having had goats I can relate to the problem and think you came up with quite the "fix".
dannie   Sunday, September 21, 2008
mklayne
14) Having never had goats.... I still think it's brilliant.
MKL   Sunday, September 21, 2008
igna83
15) What MKL said!
Angi   Monday, September 22, 2008
tanya
16) Hilarious!!
Tanya Mussetter   Tuesday, September 23, 2008
_DELETED_hayley
17) does he notice that's on his head? like, did you have to make sure it was equal on both sides, thus balanced, so he's head's not all wobbly?
Hayley   Tuesday, September 23, 2008
18) I think its cure what u have done why not make a pen for the dogs away from where your goat is why do that to a goat how would you like i someone tied u up from your ears .. i'm sure you could have thought of something better as move the dogs or place the goat in a other paddock instead of being cure if i had your address animal control would be there to remove the goat and to fine you for being cure to animals .i will look in to this more and find you
Animal control   Wednesday, October 8, 2008
19) and its cruel not cure sorry
animal control   Wednesday, October 8, 2008
justmeg
20) Oh "animal control" you just need to go away - come back when you learn how to type, spell and use punctuation. This is not cruelty at all.
justmeg   Wednesday, October 8, 2008
willnbek
21) Animal Control...

WE took this goat from someone who was about to send him to the meat market!! Would that be less cruel. The dogs, goat, donkey, cat and chickens all hang out in their 1.5 acre grass pasture and sleep in the sun all day. The dogs come inside and sleep most of the time at night, get bathed with organic shampoo, eat freakin organic dog treats for pete's sake and even sleep in front of the fireplace during winter. The goat kept getting his head stuck in the fence so we put a yolk on him then too. He would go all day without food or water in 100 degree weather because he was stuck. We did him a favor by putting that thing on his head. I have a feeling the person writing this might be below the age of 12, so I am sorry if you think this is cruel, but really it is better than being grinded in a meat market. Chill out
-bek /animal activist
WillnBek.com   Wednesday, October 8, 2008
willnbek
22) Better yet, why don't we invite you over and you can have goat burgers with us!
-bek
WillnBek.com   Wednesday, October 8, 2008
mklayne
23) There's a great article in Time magazine a few weeks ago on how to fix goat.
MKL   Wednesday, October 8, 2008
mattandrobyn
24) Animal control,
A few questions...Do you:
-Eat meat of any kind?
-If so, do you slaughter the animals yourself?
-Have you visited a "processing" plant for chickens, cattle or swine?
-Use health/beauty products such as shampoo, soap, lotions, make-up, fragrances, medicines?
-Do you check to see if they are animal friendly?
I could go on-and-on...but you get my point. I think the good doctor could care less about the dowel on his head (think of it as a hat) if the alternative is burger meat. Why don't you find a blog where people dress their pets in ridiculous outfits and carry them around in handbags like fashion accessories and tackle that cruelty?
Go volunteer at an animal shelter. Ditto Bek...chill out.
Robyn&Matt   Thursday, October 9, 2008
mattandrobyn
25) PS: FYI most "animal control" services for your local governments take strays to county run shelters where they are "disposed" of in four to five days..that is after they are held in tiny cages for that time...and usually don't take goats! Find another name to hide behind.
Robyn&Matt   Thursday, October 9, 2008
justmeg
26) Matt&Robyn - our local shelter here is the one in charge of cruelty investigations and they routinely seize animals that are mistreated and malnourished - but they don't "dispose" of them and they are not held in tiny cages either. Most shlters I am aware of are trying to move away from that image and actually have acres and acres of land for rehabilitation of animals so that they can be adopted and cared for by people who want them.
justmeg   Thursday, October 9, 2008
mattandrobyn
27) I can only go on my experiences...I know from personal experience (by rescuing a dog myself) that the shelter I visited had this policy. They kept dogs with tags for seven days and dogs without for four-to five depending on capacity and saw the cages as well. I am glad, however, to hear about your local shelter and their practices. I hope that others will follow their example. I just wanted to remind people that there are REAL cruelties and not a goat who (temporarily) has a dowel on his horns to keep him from eating himself sick.
Robyn&Matt   Thursday, October 9, 2008
reera
28) We had a little dwarf goat that died of bloat and it was terrible-you are doing the doc a favor.
dannie   Thursday, October 9, 2008
29) Since tomorrow is opening day of gun season for deer, why don't you dye the good doctor brown and send him on a reconnaissance mission to your farm in Hickory Grove. I've heard there have been poachers in the area and Dr. Geoffrey might be able to infiltrate their ranks and collect enough evidence for a prosecution.
Bullock Creek Bambi Blaster   Friday, October 10, 2008
reera
30) Not funny!!! goat lover
dannie   Friday, October 10, 2008
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